After Midnight

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    "After Midnight" is a song by J.J. Cale
     But the Greatful Dead version is better.

This article is for the latenight homies. When the sun falls, we rise with the moon to frolic in Earth's shadow. We drink caffeinated beverages. We sample late night television. We hear snoring across the hall. We walk in the middle of the road and shout 'penis'. We go on MidnightWiki and click 'Random Page'.

• "Humanity would function more coherently if we became nocturnal" --George Washington.
• "If you are going to stay up late, you may as well do it in style" --Ghandi.
• "And unto th' sweet world crawls incestous night, sweating the thys of heaven with melodious opera, calling sweet honey suckle th' divine player's tune that thee sour brain, so wracked with slippery fortune, so steeped with fuscious discord that church that bells cannot for thee but ring with great fancy, but do divine to ponder, the beauty in thine eyes, the feeble reciprocity that I may only bestoy upon thee. Sweet nightfall, how do I beg thee pardon" --Shakespeare.
• "I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham or going to bed early" -- Dr. Seuss.

Latenight Code of Ethics

• Those who shun the night will be angry tomorrow if you tamper with their dreams. Wake them only for good reason.

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• 12:35 AM I will begin with this: I have to write my english essay on One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich. I think I will soon make a trip to the kitchen for some green tea. -OB
• 1:04 AM I never got the tea, maybe later. -OB
• 1:something AM I finished my essay on Things Fall Apart. Now I have to annotate it. -Evan
  • 1:52 I knew I could count on you Evan! I'm not done yet. Too many distractions. -OB
• 2:something AM I'm done annotating. now 5 minutes of bio, then bed. -Evan
• 3:05 AM Essay done. Wow, that was a horrible experience. Maybe I'll pull an allnighter. That would be pretty cool; I could document it here. -OB
• 4:01 Still going, no tea yet, doing college application stuff. I think I'm gonna try to go for the all nighter. It's kinda exciting actually. I've only done this on a school night once before. Cat Stevens, yeah, he's good. -OB
• 4:42 AM Oh, bed's looking tempting, I'm trying to debate whether to stay up or not. What other work could I do...? -OB
• 5:01 I love talking to myself. -OB
• 5:17 Is the sun coming up? Nevermind. It's not.
• Next Day I didn't do it. I dosed off around 6. It's a cruel world. -OB

• 2:00 AM Why am i awake? -Evan

12:33 PM Sundays are just boring- OF

November 17: Why does this always happen to me?

• Well, it's 2:00 at night, dunno how it got so late. I'd better head off to la cama(bed). --Ott0, 17 November 2005

• December 4: 1:37

Just went bowling. 60 lanes filled with 60 groups of ghetto asians. --Zm73, 04 December 2005

• December 18: 0:07

Just saw King Kong. I want 3 hours of my life back. --Zm73, 18 December 2005

• 3:35 AM December 21, 2005 Having two finals a day and 120 chem problems to do basically ruined me -kris

• 1:14 AM March 15, 2006 Writing concluding sentences is really difficult. My HoD essay is pretty sucky. -marisa

• 1:03 AM March 24, 2006 Just got back from 6 hours of musical rehersal. The Mills band director is a major dick and I probably won't go to school tomorrow.--Zm73, 24 March 2006

• 4:17 AM May 29, 2006 I'm bored and don't feel like going to bed. Anyone want to hang out? -marisa

• 7:30 AM February 25, 2007 I'm bored. Just got back from our after conference party. -ConJo

• 4:30 AM April 1, 2007 (This was while I was in Italy I had not access to a computer but I would have added this.) I just got home from the Disco in Italy. It was a horrible experence no hot girls and lots of scary Italians. It's normal to get home this late here.- Laz

• 6:03 AM April 9th, 2007 I've been up for two hours and can't seem to go back to sleep. Too much to think about. Maybe I'll go watch the sunrise on the beach. Call me if you want to join. --Conservative Joe 09 April 2007
  • Well, for those of you who were interested, the sun rose at 6:46 AM in Santa Barbara over the moutains. It was very serene. I went to Campus Point and sat there for a good 30 minutes just thinking and taking in the ocean. It was very nice, I think I might make a habit of doing this. Let me know if you want to join. --Conservative Joe 09 April 2007

• 1:35 April 25, 2007: In a chocolate-induced state of zombification I just came up with the ultimate proof for the uncomputability of any problem. Basically, because the number of uncomputable problems is uncountably infinite and the number of Turing Machines that can be built (and therfore the number of computable problems) is countably infinite then the percent of choosing an uncomputable problem from a random selection of problems is 100%. In other words, randomly selecting a problem guarantees that it will be uncomputable. Q.E.D. --Zm73 26 April 2007 (I wish I had thought of that before doing my HW.)

• 2:41 AM I moved to my own apartment yesterday. It's a little shack-type thing on the roof of a giant complex. Earlier today I was chilling with my roommates who live on the floor below and now they're asleep and I'm still on their computer playing on the internet because I'm bored. Oh and to top that off there was krazy thunder and rain about an hour ago. Really fierce storm. --ott0

• 1.00 Hey, I never wrote on this page. I was just at a friends house in the city where everyone was stoned. But not me. --Zarkov Atreas 30 June 2007

September 1st

Fuck, I need to do the writing contest. Other than that, epic night. We made milkshakes, then played teh Simpsons Life, then danced, then snuck into campus pool and went swimming, then watched the meteor shower! Epic. --Conservative Joe 01 September 2007

5-30-08

It's 410 and I'm still up on a school night. It needs to be summer, and we all need to be hanging out soon. Please come visit me in SB over summer. Peaches, I'm sorry, I hope you got my message. Peace. --Conservative Joe 30 May 2008