Ultimate Truth

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Conservative Joe is the most prolific author on this wiki, followed closely by Z.A., and is ridiculously good looking; his wisdom and intellect are second to none; he is well rounded and an outstanding athlete as well as extremely educated; he is analytical of everything around him; he knows how to charm the ladies, as well as keeps them in place without upsetting them; he is a family man who has morals and values; but most of all, Joe is the most uber, extraodinary, multi-talented, good looking person this world has ever seen.